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Late in a recent summer, I spent an entire day with my departmental compatriots working on Student Learning Outcomes. This is merely the latest manifestation of the assessment mania now gripping our college – and higher education as a whole. Naturally I came home with a crushing headache.

Meanwhile, many of us had seen each other only in passing for the previous few months, so we engaged in some pleasant chit-chat and catching up with one another: “How was your summer?” was the obvious lead-in to conversations, a question I’m never sure how to answer. And then, it struck me …

SUMMER ASSESSMENT RUBRIC

Rate each category on a scale of 1-4.

Maternal guilt mitigation

4I was Super Mom, I tell you, with every minute scheduled chock-full of wholesome crafts, educational camps and jobs around the house; never a moment of bored whining!
3Kids kept up with their practicing, went to a couple of camps, got a little exercise and hung out with friends
2Kids engaged in a few moderately decent activities but also did plenty of goofing off; they might have forgotten how to do long division
1Kids lazed around all summer eating junk food, playing computer games  and sleeping in till noon; might have been responsible for some vandalism

Yard and house projects

4Completed all the major projects on my list, including building new back steps and repainting the front doors
3Kept the lawn mowed, moved a few perennials around, hung up two pictures, painted one room
2Dabbled a bit here and there in the yard, but the neighbors are whispering; drywall and paint repairs still needed
1Hopeless; entropy rules supreme

Professional productivity

4Awesome! completed several writing projects, engaged in productive research, planned out the next five years, prepared for the whole year’s classes
3Got a couple things done; did a little research; ready for classes this semester
2Puttered half-heartedly; nothing much to show for it; good thing there’s still a week before the semester begins to get classes ready
1Hey, they don’t pay me enough to put in work hours in the summer

Guilty-pleasure reading

4Completed all the books on the “must-read” list I keep all year on my smartphone
3Reread some Harry Potter; tried a new author; read some self-help relevant to my current problems
2Caught up on some quality TV shows
1Watched a bunch of movies I’ve seen before because they happened to be showing on Lifetime

Self-care/Health

4Went to the spa for a facial/manicure/pedicure, did P90X workouts five days a week, ate only fresh veggies from the farmer’s market
3Went to yoga class most of the time; took a few long, vigorous walks; planted a tomato plant that is actually producing; picked enough blueberries to freeze for the whole year
2Visited dentist; finally had cholesterol checked
1Cut down on potato chip consumption

Travel

4Took the children on a six-week, cross-country trip to all the National Parks; spent a few weeks abroad doing something impressive and scholarly; visited dear friends who are famous and live in a fascinating world city
3Took a camping vacation up north; visited nonfamous friends in a humid Midwestern state; family reunion in some town with interesting attractions
2Had some friends to town for a visit, managed to survive in-town family reunions, went out to the lake occasionally
1made it to grocery store once a week, visited elderly parents

Sheer relaxation

4So much fun! flawless beach days, state fair, baseball games, s’mores with happy children around campfires – making memories!
3Had a few weeks of vacation free of family responsibilities, speaking gigs or research tasks
2Had a couple lovely days at the beach; slept in a lot
1Drank frequently; sofa now has deep impression from butt

 

Well, that was very revealing! (My self-scoring is in boldface.) I now have a great answer to the question “How was your summer?” The answer is “19.”

Of course, as with any rubric, there are problems. For example, under Self-care, I checked a 3, but I also went to the dentist and had my cholesterol checked. I did not, however, cut down on potato chip consumption. Also, there was no way to account for unexpected and significant events that ended up characterizing most of my summer, such as hospitalizations and major life transitions of loved ones.

At least I can now track my progress in the Summer Excellence Initiative. I’ll be setting some measurable goals next year and aiming for Continuous Quality Improvement.

Debra Rienstra teaches English at Calvin College, Grand Rapids, Michigan. This essay first appeared on the Reformed Journal’s blog, The Twelve.

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Debra Rienstra

It’s a good thing there are places in the world for bookish people who would otherwise be fairly useless to society. I’ve found such a place as a professor of English at Calvin College, where I teach early British literature and creative writing. Born and bred in the Reformed tradition, I’ve been unable to resist writing several books about theological topics: beware the writer doing theology without a license. I’m married to Ron Rienstra, who does have a license, and we have three more-or-less grownup children. Besides books and theology and worship, I love classical music, science fiction, cheesy Arthurian romance, baking, and teaching myself useful skills like painting, gardening, and–-maybe someday-–drywall repair. You can follow me @debra_rienstra or visit my website at debrarienstra.com.